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INTRO

(BRO)

WHEN THE SANDSTORM came howling up from south, Pardot Kynes was more interested in taking meteorological readings than in seeking safety. His son Liet--only twelve years old, but raised in the harsh ways of the desert--ran an appraising eye over the ancient weather pod they had found in the abandoned botanical testing station. He was not confident the machine would function at all.

(GAME)

Then Liet gazed back across the sea of dunes toward the approaching tempest. "The wind of the demon in the open desert. Hulasikali Wala."

(BRO)

"Coriolis storm," Kynes corrected, using a scientific term instead of the Fremen one his son had selected. "Winds across the open flatlands are amplified by the planet's revolutionary motion. Gusts can reach speeds up to seven hundred kilometers per hour."

(SINGING)

As his father talked, the young man busied himself sealing the egg-shaped weather pod, checking the vent closures, the heavy doorway hatch, the stored emergency supplies. He ignored their signal generator and distress beacon; the static from the sandstorm would rip any transmissions to electromagnetic shreds.

(REGRETS)

In pampered societies Liet would have been considered a boy, but life among the hard-edged Fremen had given him a tightly coiled 

Supplemental Craftmines Edit

  • Minecraft is a game
  • Notch, creator of Minecraft, spends a great deal of time enjoying pornography, humping silicon dicksleeves, and not developing Minecraft
  • you think no one saw that but they know
  • Minecraft doesn't cause autism, but it is useful in diagnosing it.
  • The amount of man-hours put into building elaorate roleplay servers on Minecraft is only barely less than the amount of screaming you will do in your final agonizing moments

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