Sargent Keys, in all his glory.

Keys is well, you know, this guy.

Who is the Champion of the Black ManEdit

The Champion of the Black Man is actually Canadian

He's also not black

Well he IS African

But whatever.

He's described as "A skinny white arab"

What is the Champion capable of ?Edit

Absolutely nothing

Probably the most annoying dude to talk to, he's got a shitty accent and he can't pronounce words right.

He also can't type proper english, i.e This page.

But for some reason he moderates the Bro Team Forums


  • Keys' fuck buddy is Excavator.