So you wanna order women and hitmen?
You don’t gotta bribe me man, I’m your boy
All range mode
**THOYA ACK DUP DO DO D PERFECT STORM URP URP YEAH PERFECT STORM**
My stealth suit allows me to go perfectly unnoticed
Plus if you leave no witnesses you are a true ghost!
Ah what do we got here
That’s a fuckin’ ghost!
Let’s do em
Now beware they may take other forms
Some of them don’t even look dead yet
Come on phantoms I’ll take away your disguise
This may be more difficult than I thought
Gotta stab each one of them one at a time until they’re all dead
Good nothing to it, easy as killing everyone you see
And that’s the real novel part about this game
But this is a real mind game, you gotta blend in, fool your opponent
Fucking idiot thought I was reading the thing
Uh this part reminds me of that another game
Old maids, that I killed on the ninth floor
This game may very well be the greatest god-spell cast upon man
Every game usually fucks up lock picking
It’s cause they forget you're playing the guy who’s picking the lock, why should I have to do that?
Place's on fire but I could probably get a few more kills in
Perfect and it still counts for my score
Don’t be too jealous, just don’t let your girlfriend see this
I’M ALREADY SWIMMING IN ASSS
And shit cause we’re in the sewers
Obviously, you think this game was just fucking around
It’s the girls you have to worry about
Worry no more sorcerer
Check the graphics
Still has poop on his face
Yeah, next gen now
Oh goddammit liberals
Yeah fuck the cops huh?
WE WILL SEE
YEAH NOW I’M FUCKIN’ COPS
SHIT IT OUTTA HERE
Yeah you said it kid
This is sexist
This is acceptable
Uhh the golden whore
Get back ghosts, she’s mine
And I’ll be taking this too
Keep, forgetting, to feed my collection
This door's got a big fucking mouth wants to interfere, be the big hero
I’ll bite your ass quick, I got bigger shit going
Like hell-walkers on the surface!
Look at this shit
And I gotta pick up two guns that are right infront of me
How do you think we deal *SIGH*
With a full hand full of guns
I. absolve you. of. your. sins, flesh wearers
I’m a missionary converting you all to the church of skell
And you asshole, favourite Ice Cube movie?
Fucking philistine, what about Ghosts of Mars?
Well the verdict’s in
Two sexy dances