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INTRO

BRO TEAM!

REVIEW

(BRO)

So you wanna order women and hitmen?

Absolutely

You don’t gotta bribe me man, I’m your boy

All range mode

YEEAAAAAHHHH

BEGIN

**THOYA ACK DUP DO DO D PERFECT STORM URP URP YEAH PERFECT STORM**

My stealth suit allows me to go perfectly unnoticed

Plus if you leave no witnesses you are a true ghost!

Ah what do we got here

(GAME)

That’s a fuckin’ ghost!

(BRO)

True ghosts

Let’s do em

Now beware they may take other forms

Some of them don’t even look dead yet

Come on phantoms I’ll take away your disguise

This may be more difficult than I thought

Gotta stab each one of them one at a time until they’re all dead

Good nothing to it, easy as killing everyone you see

And that’s the real novel part about this game

Killing fuckers

But this is a real mind game, you gotta blend in, fool your opponent

Fucking idiot thought I was reading the thing

Uh this part reminds me of that another game

Old maids, that I killed on the ninth floor

This game may very well be the greatest god-spell cast upon man

Every game usually fucks up lock picking

It’s cause they forget you're playing the guy who’s picking the lock, why should I have to do that?

Place's on fire but I could probably get a few more kills in

Perfect and it still counts for my score

Don’t be too jealous, just don’t let your girlfriend see this

I’M ALREADY SWIMMING IN ASSS

And shit cause we’re in the sewers

Obviously, you think this game was just fucking around

(GAME)

It’s the girls you have to worry about

(BRO)

Worry no more sorcerer

Right ere!

Check the graphics

Still has poop on his face

Yeah, next gen now

Oh goddammit liberals

Yeah fuck the cops huh?

WE WILL SEE

ABOUT THAT

YEAH NOW I’M FUCKIN’ COPS

SHIT IT OUTTA HERE

YEAH

(GAME)

POLEECE BRUTALITYY

(BRO)

Yeah you said it kid

This is sexist

This is acceptable

Uhh the golden whore

Get back ghosts, she’s mine

**free me**

And I’ll be taking this too

Keep, forgetting, to feed my collection

This door's got a big fucking mouth wants to interfere, be the big hero

I’ll bite your ass quick, I got bigger shit going

Like hell-walkers on the surface!

Look at this shit

And I gotta pick up two guns that are right infront of me

How do you think we deal *SIGH*

With a full hand full of guns

I. absolve you. of. your. sins, flesh wearers

I’m a missionary converting you all to the church of skell

And you asshole, favourite Ice Cube movie?

Now

(GAME)

Barbershop

(BRO)

Fucking philistine, what about Ghosts of Mars?

Well the verdict’s in

Your sentence?

Two sexy dances

Oh yeah

That’s it

OUTRO

BRO TEAM!

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