A delightful reimagining of the script of the most popular video ever created by the Bro. The video features an avantgarde narrative and emphasis placed on syllables.

  • classic intro interrupted*

Bro: No, the new one.

  • classic intro resumes*

Bro: Good.


Barking monstrous

meter handsome hero

he's got a defeatist parking lots with time

the stakeholder's fucking son

something like that early on

gossip really strage

because they're priya minced meat

he's got a long fucking asshole

even collectable welcome pool or if she wants

to run across the bridge

Supplementol InformatusEdit

  • honestly
  • we doing this
  • they`re fucking subtitles for chrissakes